~*~FREE CONDOMS~*~ Enter the distant future, 2915, when streets are stocked with tubular condom chutes spitting free condoms on command to the public. Wonderful! Until then, SSS (Safer Sex Society) is your campus wide provider for dorm condoms and Paradox condom fishbowls. For those with more specific needs, SSS stocks XL and non-latex condoms as well! Email requests to mcallese@reed.edu to have your condoms delivered to your mailstop confidentially. Please include your mail stop number and request in the email. Happy fornication!